Tuesday, April 24, 2007

What's That Blue Thing Doing Here?

(They Might Be Giants)

This is a call to action.

I want everyone who reads this to write a letter to Cub *edit: It's actually Rainbow* Foods. Then tell your friends to write letters.The letter should somehow involve the following line:

"I will not shop at your store again until you stop using that fucking Chicken Dance commercial."

I also suggest you tell every radio station and TV station that runs the commercial that you will not listen to or watch them until they refuse to play the commercial. (OK, who am I kidding? No one watches or listens to commercials anymore.) Feel free to leave out the profanity, but I'm expecting it may be necessary to get the point across.

We will boycot companies for human rights violations and racist comments. Surely you would agree that this is just as important. What better way to stage a hunger strike than to simply stop buying groceries?

I never thought I'd see the day when those "Cub; The Store Next Door" commercials with the blathering idiots they portray as shoppers at their store (people who generally make me want to move to another galaxy so as to avoid having to converse with them) would actually make me feel like patronizing their business. But here we are.

The "Chicken Dance" needs to be stopped, and giving it an audience outside of weddings won't help kill it. It will only make it stronger.

Who is with me?

Your I Don't Wanna Be A Chicken leader.

4 comments:

DAV said...

Seemed funny at the time, though at the time we had our fill of red wine....I took it down, when I realized it wasn't all that funny.

beepbeepitsme said...

The chicken dance's entertainment value is proportional to the amount of alcohol consumed.

DiscordianStooge said...

Maybe, Beep, but I'm not generally drunk at 10:00 in the morning, wheni often hear the damn thing.

Hansen said...

Hey...I'm IN that Chicken Dance commerical. Let me have a bit of a reward for having to do that damn dance baout 500 times =) And I STILL haven't seen it on TV.