Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts

Saturday, October 31, 2009

True, Nervous. Very, Very Dreadfully Nervous I Had Been And Am. But Why Will You Say That I Am Mad?

Hi. Happy Halloween! I hope you are scared but safe tonight. But if you think you might be a zombie, Savage Chickens has a quick test for you to take.

Here are some words to help you get in the mood of the evening.

The effect was that of a Cyclopian city of no architecture known to man or human imagination, with vast aggregations of night-black masonry embodying monstrous perversions of geometrical laws and attaining the most grotesque extremes of sinister bizarrerie. - H.P. Lovecraft
The fair girl went on her knees and bent over me, fairly gloating. There was a deliberate voluptuousness which was both thrilling and repulsive, and as she arched her neck she actually licked her lips like an animal... I could feel the soft, shivering touch of the lips on the supersensitive skin of my throat, and the hard dents of two sharp teeth, just touching and pausing there. - Jonathan Harker
I find evidences of its presence every day. I watched again all last night in the same cover, gun in hand, double-charged with buckshot. In the morning the fresh footprints were there, as before. Yet I would have sworn that I did not sleep — indeed, I hardly sleep at all. It is terrible, insupportable! If these amazing experiences are real I shall go mad; if they are fanciful I am mad already.- Ambrose Bierce
Something came; again, that's all I can say for sure. It may have been the fact that the mist only allowed us to glimpse things briefly, but I think it just as likely that there are certain things the brain disallows. There are things of such darkness and horror - just as, I suppose, there are things of great beauty - that they will not fit through the puny human doors of perception. - Stephen King
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming, And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted - nevermore!

Your Hiding In The Shadows bleed-er.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

The Slithy Toves Did Gyre and Gimble in the Wabe

Just attempting to avoid the Vorpal Sword here.

No one explained this quote meme thing, so I'll just throw some quotes out. Expect not the profound, and then maybe you won't be disappointed. Maybe.

1. "I'm sick or running away. Did Braveheart run away? Did Payback run away?" - Homer Simpson (To Mel Gibson)

2. "Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of existence." - Robert Anton Wilson

3. "Just enough knowledge to know I don't know anything." - Harvey Danger, "Radio Silence"

4. "When I read about the dangers of drinking, I gave up reading." - W. C. Fields

5.
“I would never do crack ... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?” - Denis Leary

Whom shall I tag. Hmmm, OK - LappDogg, T.K, Smartie, Brian, DAV

Of course, I don't threaten others with possible beheading (pending a confirmed critical hit), so feel free to ignore me.

Your Did He Just Say That? leader.

Monday, July 31, 2006

I've Decided Not To Title This Entry

The effect was that of a Cyclopian city of no architecture known to man or human imagination, with vast aggregations of night-black masonry embodying monstrous perversions of geometrical laws and attaining the most grotesque extremes of sinister bizarrerie. - H.P. Lovecraft - "At the Mountains of Madness"

Or, as I would have said it, "That there's fucked up!"

Who says literature must be understandable?

Your Eldritch leader.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Twelve Minutes

"Drink up. The world's about to end." - Ford Prefect