If history was controlled by the BCS.
After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.Computers be damned; Any country can win on any given D-Day.
So, I've been a Minneapolis cop for just over 2 years. Well, crime has dopped in Minneapolis for the past 2 years. Post hoc, ergo propter hoc. (Which, of course, means after hoc, therefore something else hoc) (via Chris)
I think I deserve a raise, don't you?
Your (I can't believe I'm writing this) Go, Pack, Go! leader.