If you don't recognize sex screams, U R doin' it wrong. At least the headline didn't say they "beat the man off."
And now, sad news.
We hardly knew ye.
(Pic via Hardwick, whom you should follow on Twitter and watch on G4)
Of course, an unsuccessful run for president can be stressful, and Bacon's already clogged arteries just couldn't handle the pressure.
We'll always remember you, Bacon. Why not bacon up this website just one last time.
Your Maple Smoked leader.