Happy Independence Day!
Everyone enjoy your fireworks and hot dogs and samboussa. Please remember to say thanks to the people out there keeping you safe.
Of course, Sarah Palin has a load off of her shoulders this 4th of July. There are those who think she is gearing up for a presidential run. For her sake, I hope she's not. I mean, she's quitting in the middle of her term. If she were to be elected President, what's to say she wouldn't quit in 2014 to run for Prime Minister of the Innermost Planets Alliance (which will exist by then)?
My guess is she'll write a best-seller and fade into the private sector.
As for fireworks, just don't do this:
Fireworks and a guy getting hit in the crotch. How can you not love America?
Your Rockets' Red Glare leader.