Me and the Eagle Are Of the Same Mind

Get ready to read about the greatest occurance ever. No, wait, that's not enough build up. OK. If cancer were cured tomorrow, this would still be the coolest thing that happened this week.

"This is the story of the overly ambitious eagle who evidently found a deer head in the landfill."

Un-freaking-believeable. Seeing that story made having to watch Fox News for 20 minutes bearable.

Your I Stole That Line From a CBS Sitcom leader.