Saturday, February 03, 2007

Ice on My Fingers and My Toes

("Aqua Teen Hunger Force Theme")

The cold has come. -9 degrees F isn't so bad. That's negative 9, by the way. Fahrenheit (The one that doesn't make any basic sense, but is more accurate than Celcius). It's better than 100 degrees and sunny. One can always put more clothes on, but one can only take so much off before being arrested. Or so totally sunburned as to wish you had been. Anyway, the cold keeps out the riff-raff.

I'm Traumatized! Our brave astro-men will defeat the evil Mooninites and their 7,000 dimensions. Already, the enemy has used its Foreigner belt to make Minnesota "Cold as Ice."

(pic via Fecke as well)

When I first heard this story, they said an Adult Swim cartoon had caused a terror alert in Boston. I immediately said "Must be 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force,'", to which my trainer said "Huh," having never heard of "Aqua Teen Hunger Force." But I knew deep down that I was right. And I was.

The definition of integrity

Apparently eagles are getting starved for attention.

Finally, here's your chance to learn something you should already know.

Your Cryogenic leader.


Monday Night Football said...

Ahh, I miss the frigid cold of North Dakota/Minnesota. There is still plenty of Riff raff in Minnesota even when its cold.

I like the site. Linking it to my site.

beepbeepitsme said...

I have to know about electricity now too? I have barely enough room in there to remember the names of the seven dwarfs. Dopey, Sleepy, Grumpy, Happy, Sneezy, Smily (no, that isn't one)- See? No room left to remember the finer points of electrical standards..

DiscordianStooge said...

Doc and Bashful.

Everyone forgets Bashful.