Monday, March 05, 2007

Howl at the Moon

OK. So I'm ready to accept that all werewolves reside in Wisconsin. Here's another one.

A former inmate told police that he was a werewolf and could change shapes after he was arrested for breaking into a woman's apartment.

This sounds like your basic case of supernatural-status discrimination to me. Although I think there was a full moon this weekend. His transmogrification should have settled the matter right there. Unless the lunar eclipse somehow interfered. Or the jail bars are made of silver (which they should be, what with the number of werewolves in Wisconsin).

I think the lycanthropic community should be outraged by this arrest. The marijuana was obviously medicinal. I assume it helps keep him from changing. This is an outrage, and all good thinking people should be crying for this man/beast's release.

Either that, or we should all just stay the fuck out of Wisconsin.

The Affiliate would like me to inform everyone that she was accepted into Hamline University in the MBA program. Or something like that. The less I know, the better I say. She's getting a Master's degree. Let's keep it at that. Way to go, me gal!

Finally; Moose 1, Helicoptor 0.

PETA is probably sipping a non-fat soy decaf latte for that Alces alces. That, by the way, would trample any one of them without a second thought.

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4 comments:

beepbeepitsme said...

Sings "Werewolves of Wisconsin." (song to the tune of "Werewolves of London."

Affiliate said...

Affiliate here

It is a Masters of Arts in Management

and latte is spelled as l-a-t-t-e, not late :)

DiscordianStooge said...

fixed!

Leave to the former barrista to find a spelling error. (And, yes, an exclaimation point.)

affiliate said...

I don't think the moose came out on top here! it is very sad