Tuesday, February 27, 2007

I Want to Make You Move, Because You're Standing Still

OK. I feel better now. We got about 13 inches here Staurday night. Of snow, I mean. Ahem.

Speaking of which, remember when Tim Hardaway said he hates gay people? Of course, Hardaway is what psychologists call a "huge asshole" (c. Bill Mahr). George Takei, on the other hand, is a wonderfully forgiving human being.

It's true, I'm told.

Continuing the theme of butts and sex (c. Swiftee), the host of this party is a friend of mine. She has not, however, convinced me to stick anything up my ass. She may have won this guy over, though.

Your Let's Forget this Ever Happened leader.


Anonymous said...

“This guy, there’s his taint!”

That's our Lindsey!


DiscordianStooge said...

Think it ain't?

(See what I did there? I said "it ain't" which, if said quickly, sounds like "taint.")

beepbeepitsme said...

Is that the guy from Star trek? Pretty cool video.

DiscordianStooge said...

Indeed, it is Sulu.

Anonymous said...

He's also part of a secret Company that finds people with genetic anomalies and disects them. Damn, I've said too much! They're on to me!!!