I've been a bit sluggish lately. Maybe I should get some of this stuff.
I thought only Americans did this kind of shit. Interestingly, according to that story you can't name your child Satan or Hitler if you live in the South Pacific, because they're offensive names. I hope Jayden is on that list, because that's a pretty offensive name too.
Let your kids read this, and it doesn't matter what you named them, you're a bad parent.
You can let them read this part. This is something people should know.
I have to bring the Hillock's urine to the vet now. Oh, joy.
If your downtown Big Time Minneapolis this weekend, keep an eye out for me.
Your ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!! leader.