The Greatest Generation shows that they could do it better. They played chess with their captives? What a bunch of pussies. A "Battle of wits?" What, were these guys French interrogators? Well, one became a history professor, so that's all you need to know.
But that's OK. We don't torture anyone. Except when we do.
How will the right smear our WWII veterans and come out looking better than before? We'll have to wait and see.
Your Waterboard leader.