My Cat's Breath Smells Like Cat Food

The Affiliate went to Mexico with a friend of hers, leaving me alone with the animals. I already miss talking to her every day, but the worst part is that my bed is cold and emptywhen I go to bed.

I've learned that the Hillock will not eat Leon. Leon is apparently too big. Leon got out of his cage and wandered the living room for a few minutes last night, and I think The hillock was more scared than anything. He did eat a gerbil once, so I know he's got a bit of a hunting instinct. I think Leon enjoyed himself., sine he actually let me pick him up and hold him for a while.

Sorry Bacon. I have a new candidate.



Ralph Wiggum: He's been a good boy.

Your Lonely leader.