Saturday, April 05, 2008

My Chemical Symbol Is FU

This may be the most personal post I've ever made, because I am drunk out of my mind. See, it was The Affiliate's brother's 21st birthday tonight. She managed to down 6 Smirnoff Ices. I had four beers and an unknown amount of Johnny Walker Black. (My guess is 7 shots)

1. I smoked a cigarette last night. Don't tell the Affiliate.

2. If I were single, I would probably hit on her brother's girlfriend.

3. The Affiliate's brother's girlfriend is not hotter than The Affilate.

4. I feel really old amongst 19-22 year-old kids. However, they are interested enough in a cop to not be creeped out by a 28 year old guy.

5. I just might be the luckiest nerd on the face of the Earth.

Danielle, I love you. Thank you for agreeing to marry me

Your Seriously, I Might Pass Out leader.

P.S. This post has been approved by my fat-ass cat, Vladimir. A.K.A. The Hillock

P.P.S. I can't stop hiccuping. Kill me, please.

3 comments:

Mark said...

Obviously you've been neglecting your drinking regimen. A shot or two with your lunch every day can help with that.

Oops! I forgot you were hung over today. I said, OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE BEEN NEGLECTING YOUR DRINKING REGIMEN. A SHOT OR TWO WITH YOUR LUNCH EVERY DAY CAN HELP WITH THAT!!!

Anonymous said...

I think is was more than 7 shots.
-the affiliate

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