Actually, while I would like a rock, what I'd really like is a quarterback for the Vikings. And not one of the Heisman Trophy winners coming out of college. Cassel would be nice if he's available, but I hear he may be leading the Patriots to another non-playoff season next year.
Any other suggestions?
As a side note, the other team I usually cheer for lost, so now I have thing to say: "Go Chargers!"