Alas, Ralph Wiggum loses. Maybe next time.
As I sit here with my promised glass of 18 year old McCallan, I just can't help but picture Mitch lamenting the fact that it didn't rain today.
I'm also shocked that the Senate race is not called by now. I predicted Coleman by 4. I'm pissed that Bachmann is going to win, but I'll live with the fact that she should only have two years until her district no longer exists.
It's an historic night. McCain gave an incredible concession speech, and we can all look forward to 95% tax rates in January.
I'm kidding about that last point. But forced gay marriages are coming, that's for sure.
Your Arab Muslim Atheist Communist Socialist Anti-American Pro-Terrorist Foreign-Born leader.