Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Baby Don't You Sign That Paper Tonight

I've been threatened with whiskey, which is a very strange threat. Except today, because I'm already feeling nauseous.

Another "Get Rich Quick" scheme is foiled. Still, eating glass may be more pleasant than playing the stock market right now.

I'm thinking that this group may deserve further study. I don't know why vampires are listed before zombies and werewolves though. Vamps are just one of those fake threats used to distract us from the real danger.

I got out to the Myth Nightclub to see Reel Big Fish last night. It was like a trip back to high school. I haven't been in a group of suburban teenage malcontents for quite some time, and it was fun. I don't know how a band that hasn't had any major airplay in 12 years still has fans, many of whom were 4 years old when "Sell Out" was a hit, but the new stuff they played was pretty good, so the kids must be hearing it somewhere. (As a side note, openers Streetlight Manifesto seriously rock.) Keep on skankin', kids.

Good joke.

An obvious answer to a stupid question. These stand-up comedy questions have started seeping into common culture, generally radio commercials. The problem is, many of them have legitimate answers. "Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?" for example. The answers aren't hard to figure out, but somehow they seem like clever questions. Mostly because many of us are too lazy to think about them for more than 3 seconds.

That should keep the whiskey away for a little while.

Your D-List leader.

8 comments:

Wege said...

The FVZA only accepts applications using the federal OF-612 form, but there may be some KSAs you have to respond to. Send me a link to the job posting and I'll let you know.

Frankly, I think it would be a good career move for you. Mulder started out there before transferring to the FBI.

DAV said...

We'll do it together Stooge

DAV said...

Actually since I just saw yet another skunk in my yard tonight, maybe Zombies are things we should consider tackling later. Just a thought...

I guess we'll be drinking bloody maries, eh?

DAV said...

I think Bravo did some sort of guest spot on Scooby Doo involving Zombies...Hmmmm Maybe we should do a blog swap?

DAV said...

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DAV said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n2kw1VMHzk

DiscordianStooge said...

Seriously, how bored are you tonight?

DAV said...

Actually really really at that moment