Friday, August 24, 2007

He's Back, And He's Got A New Trick

We have a new family member. Her name is Claudette.

The Affiliate says she's a chinchilla, but I insist that it's a miniature giant space hamster. She's not too fond of us yet, but I think she'll grow to love us as much as The Hillock does.

Here's a video involving my hero and yours, Magical Trevor, dealing with chinchillas.

Of course, as I have mentioned before, chinchillas are actually crepuscular, not nocturnal as is said in the video.

Since I brought him up, get to know the full story of Magical Trevor at Weebls Stuff.

Another Snakes on a Plane moment.

More problems with religion.

I'm working at the Minnesota State Fair for much of the next week, so if you're down there in the evening, seek me out. I'll be the stunningly handsome guy in the light blue police uniform. Also, get yourself a Scotch Egg on a stick. I won't say you won't regret it, but man are they good.

Have a lovely weekend.

Your Parallel Dimension leader.


Mark Gisleson said...

Given your taste in movies, I think someone (like PETA) should petition to place Claudette under the protection of the court.

Anonymous said...

At least the witches will be able to practice thier faith in prison, which will piss Joe Soucheray off even more, furthering his upcoming aneurysm, which, upon bursting like a fountain, will spray for several hours, allowing small children to dance and frolic in the misty white blood cells and platlets that spurt from the deceased man's skull.

You're don't have a cowman, man, friend,

DAV said...

I feel odd after watching that. Odd.

Say, you weren't sitting in abathroom stall at MSP last year were you? Some weird old dude playing footsiw with you under the bathroom stall

DiscordianStooge said...

No. I wasn't.